There may just be only one Megan Fox on this earth, but that doesn't mean the rest of us can't psychotically compare ourselves to such a standard of beauty! Sure, our guts might pudge out of our pants and jaw lines be reminiscent of Jay Leno's, but that shit is only a mere side note to the culmination of flaws that makes us Megan Fox-ish!
Besides, if there's one thing we've learned from watching Love is Blind, it's that we're all living in POD's nowadays anyways, so fuck it and FUCK YEAH, CHELSEA! The team here at ShitTees are all for your delusional comparisons!
"Beauty pleases the eyes only;
sweetness of disposition charms the soul."
- Voltaire
About the Shirt
Typically considered a unisex-fit tee, the classic Tultex Men’s T-Shirt is pre-washed to minimize shrinkage. Runs on the thin side for those looking to keep cool during a hot day. Created with durability in mind with its taped neck and shoulders.
- 4.5 oz., 100% ring-spun cotton (unless otherwise noted)
- 30/1 fine knit jersey, tubular construction
- Ribbed Crewneck
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Features
- 4.5 oz., 100% ring-spun cotton (unless otherwise noted)
- 30/1 fine knit jersey, tubular construction
- Ribbed Crewneck
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
For environmental and human friendly reason, this product is only made when you order it. Typically, this product will be made in about a week, we will send you tracking information as soon as it's in the mail.
