There may just be only one Megan Fox on this earth, but that doesn't mean the rest of us can't psychotically compare ourselves to such a standard of beauty! Sure, our guts might pudge out of our pants and jaw lines be reminiscent of Jay Leno's, but that shit is only a mere side note to the culmination of flaws that makes us Megan Fox-ish!
Besides, if there's one thing we've learned from watching Love is Blind, it's that we're all living in POD's nowadays anyways, so fuck it and FUCK YEAH, CHELSEA! The team here at ShitTees are all for your delusional comparisons!
"Beauty pleases the eyes only;
sweetness of disposition charms the soul."
- Voltaire
About the Shirt
This relaxed fit crop tee is a streetwear staple.
- Cute boxy fit
- Street vibes
Features
- 100% Cotton
- 5.3 oz/yard, mid weight
- Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
- Side-seamed
- crew neck
- short body, dropped shoulders
For environmental and human friendly reason, this product is only made when you order it. Typically, this product will be made in about a week, we will send you tracking information as soon as it's in the mail.
