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Womens Stoned Ape Theory Adult T-Shirt

Womens Stoned Ape Theory Adult T-Shirt

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Straight from Wikipedia (because you really can't make this shit up):

"The theory claims that the transition from Homo Erectus to Homo Sapiens and the cognitive revolution was caused by the addition of psilocybin mushrooms, specifically the mushroom Psilocybe Cubensis, into the human diet around 100,000 years ago."

...welp...

About the Shirt

True to its name the Women Relaxed T-Shirt is designed with a new modern, relaxed fit for effortless style. It features short sleeves and light material which makes it a go-to for relaxing in hot weather. Whether it’s paired with your go-to shorts or worn with your favorite pair of jeans this shirt is perfect for casual days, work, or active days out.

  • 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
  • Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90/10 airlume combed and ringspun cotton/polyester
  • Alternate Heathers are 52/48 airlume combed and ringspun cotton/polyester
  • Triblends are 3.8 oz., 50/25/25 polyester/airlume combed and ringspun cotton/rayon, 40 singles
  • Mineral Wash is 4.4 oz., 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
  • Slub Colors are 3.8 oz., 50/37.5/12.5 polyester/airlume combed and ringspun cotton/ rayon, 40 singles
  • Black Slub is 4.0 oz., 40/30/30 polyester/airlume combed and ringspun cotton/rayon, 32 singles
  • Relaxed fit, side seams

Features

  • 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
  • Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90/10 airlume combed and ringspun cotton/polyester
  • Alternate Heathers are 52/48 airlume combed and ringspun cotton/polyester
  • Triblends are 3.8 oz., 50/25/25 polyester/airlume combed and ringspun cotton/rayon, 40 singles
  • Mineral Wash is 4.4 oz., 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
  • Slub Colors are 3.8 oz., 50/37.5/12.5 polyester/airlume combed and ringspun cotton/ rayon, 40 singles
  • Black Slub is 4.0 oz., 40/30/30 polyester/airlume combed and ringspun cotton/rayon, 32 singles
  • Relaxed fit, side seams

For environmental and human friendly reason, this product is only made when you order it. Typically, this product will be made in about a week, we will send you tracking information as soon as it's in the mail.

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